Pet Peeves

when you forget to shake the ketchup and that gross juice comes out all over your food instead of ketchup
when you push the wrong side of an ambiguously-hinged door
when the faucet is not centered so your hands touch the back of the sink-bowl
when all of the automated sinks dispense only hot water and it's hot out
when it doesn't rip along the perforation
when there are only wall-mounted driers so you're forced to turn the handle without a paper-towel buffer
when a lock is set opposite to the intuitive 'locking' direction
when you have to use the bad hotel soap
when there are paper straws
when someone microwaves that with plastic wrap on it